June 2012
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Jun 27th
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My girlfriend had a dream about Sherlock
girlfriend: I had another random Sherlock dream last night. Of Sherlock yelling, "BORED!" like thirty times. And then John walking in. Except he wasn't John, he was a plank of wood in a sweater. And that's when I realized that Sherlock hadn't been yelling 'bored', he'd been yelling, "BOARD!"
me:
me: oh mY GOD
Jun 27th
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Jun 27th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 22nd
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Jun 22nd
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Listenwebslinging: ...
Jun 18th
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Jun 17th
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Jun 17th
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Jun 15th
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Jun 15th
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catskid100: Hey this eye looks pretty good now let try drawing the oth- goddammit.
Jun 15th
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Jun 15th
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kingcheddarxvii: If you’ve ever bullied someone anonymously or told someone to commit suicide, unfolow me this instant! This blog is no place for bullies and cowards. I must be a gentleman but I want none of your attention! You are a knave and a fartleberry! Go, leave! Have a nice day. And if you haven’t done these things, hey what’s up
Jun 14th
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Jun 14th
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Jun 14th
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WatchWatch
missmaccas: the-left-lane-is-for-passing: ih0peyourwifidies: qiuncy: i-do-npt: milesjai: Previously on Drake and Josh… what iS THIS oH MY GOD DEAR LORD WHAT IS GOING ON what what…. the… hell. kajroiqwjeadskdfq WHYYYY DID I HAVE TO SEE THIS
Jun 13th
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qu-inn: real courage is knowing that nobody really likes you or your blog and continuing to blog anyway Real Courage is a cowardly dog.
Jun 13th
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Jun 13th
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Jun 13th
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do you ever just hold your boobs for no reason All the time.
Jun 12th
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heronqueenblues: on the outside I may appear like an emotionless sarcastic piece of shit but just like an onion when you peel off more layers you find the exact same thing every single time and you start crying
Jun 12th
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Jun 12th
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Jun 12th
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redlark: i hate ho w my state has gotta make us take tests AFTER school ends like god damn it, i thought i escaped
Jun 11th
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Jun 9th
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Jun 8th
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i have remastered this screenshot for you guys
mayusdump: ratboigles: ohMGYDO
Jun 7th
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Jun 6th
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Jun 6th
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Jun 6th
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Jun 6th
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“Everyone must leave something behind when he dies, my grandfather said. A child...”
– Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451 Thank you for leaving behind what you did. —Daisy ‘Fahrenheit 451’ Author Ray Bradbury Dies At 91 (via npr)
Jun 6th
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Jun 6th
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Jun 5th
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mycroftismight: barryyouasshole: What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business
Jun 5th
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Jun 5th
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(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
Jun 5th
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everyone else's anons: omg you're so beautiful like wow i love you your blog is my religion can i marry you please? your music taste is asdfghjkl and your HAIR omg i want your hair and have you even looked at your eyes wow please you're perfect marry me
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Jun 5th
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd
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kingcheddarxvii: This is a picture of my dog pooping, she’s really cute when she poops Read More Wh- Why Why did I click “Read More”…
Jun 2nd
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mumfordandsluts asked: Awwwww, thank you to that kind Anon! Aw and hanks boooo, I love the way you find me attractive <3
Jun 2nd