June 2012
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My girlfriend had a dream about Sherlock
girlfriend: I had another random Sherlock dream last night. Of Sherlock yelling, "BORED!" like thirty times. And then John walking in. Except he wasn't John, he was a plank of wood in a sweater. And that's when I realized that Sherlock hadn't been yelling 'bored', he'd been yelling, "BOARD!"
me:
me: oh mY GOD
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catskid100:
Hey this eye looks pretty good now let try drawing the oth-
goddammit.
kingcheddarxvii:
If you’ve ever bullied someone anonymously or told someone to commit suicide, unfolow me this instant!
This blog is no place for bullies and cowards. I must be a gentleman but I want none of your attention! You are a knave and a fartleberry! Go, leave! Have a nice day.
And if you haven’t done these things, hey what’s up
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missmaccas:
the-left-lane-is-for-passing:
ih0peyourwifidies:
qiuncy:
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milesjai:
Previously on Drake and Josh…
what iS THIS
oH MY GOD
DEAR LORD WHAT IS GOING ON
what
what…. the… hell.
kajroiqwjeadskdfq WHYYYY DID I HAVE TO SEE THIS
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qu-inn:
real courage is knowing that nobody really likes you or your blog and continuing to blog anyway
Real Courage is a cowardly dog.
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do you ever just hold your boobs for no reason
All the time.
heronqueenblues:
on the outside I may appear like an emotionless sarcastic piece of shit but just like an onion when you peel off more layers you find the exact same thing every single time and you start crying
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redlark:
i hate ho w my state has gotta make us take tests AFTER school ends like god damn it, i thought i escaped
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i have remastered this screenshot for you guys
mayusdump:
ratboigles:
ohMGYDO
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Everyone must leave something behind when he dies, my grandfather said. A child...
– Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451
Thank you for leaving behind what you did. —Daisy ‘Fahrenheit 451’ Author Ray Bradbury Dies At 91
(via npr)
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mycroftismight:
barryyouasshole:
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets
jalapeño business
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(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
everyone else's anons: omg you're so beautiful like wow i love you your blog is my religion can i marry you please? your music taste is asdfghjkl and your HAIR omg i want your hair and have you even looked at your eyes wow please you're perfect marry me
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kingcheddarxvii:
This is a picture of my dog pooping, she’s really cute when she poops
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Why did I click “Read More”…
mumfordandsluts asked: Awwwww, thank you to that kind Anon! Aw and hanks boooo, I love the way you find me attractive <3