Most of my followers never reblog me or ask me anything. What if they’re not actually following me? Maybe they just happen to be walking behind me in the same direction.
My girlfriend had a dream about Sherlock
- girlfriend: I had another random Sherlock dream last night. Of Sherlock yelling, "BORED!" like thirty times. And then John walking in. Except he wasn't John, he was a plank of wood in a sweater. And that's when I realized that Sherlock hadn't been yelling 'bored', he'd been yelling, "BOARD!"
- me: oh mY GOD